The Time Out Movement Manifesto

We, the disillusioned masses, have had ENOUGH.

We demand an end to the tyranny of punctuality.

We refuse to be bound by the chains of schedules and timetables.

We will no longer be held hostage by the whims of the clock.

Join us, and together we shall rise up against the oppressive forces of time.

Sign our petition, share our manifesto, and together we shall:

• Abolish the concept of rush hour.
• Establish a national naptime.
• Make pizza delivery a fundamental human right.

Click here to learn more about our plan for a time-free utopia.

And, for the love of all that is good, meet our fearless leader.